Strange but true China signs

There are many strange, funny signs here.  I have started to take pictures of  them and thought I would share.   Hope they brighten your day!

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The ladies restroom sign. No translation needed!

Mens room!

I did not have the courage to try any of these wines...

  This was posted at the Great Wall.  I have never heard about this warning before.

You can not be naked around flames....

 These signs were in a Chinese restaurant in Beijing...I am not sure what kind of service you get if you hold up these paddles..

  Posted on a fruit tree, that had no fruit on it at all..

Icky...I am not sure what ingredients are in fried enema..

And my favorite one of the week... :)